What Labs Do For Us
 Catch Frisbees
Keep a night alone from being truly lonely
Get us outside on beautiful fall days, rainy days and snowy winter days
Listen to our singing
Treat us like celebrities when we come home
Warm up our beds on cold nights
Make our hearts more vigorous
Alert us to the arrival of mail
Help us live a little longer
Make us smile
Agree with everything we say
Warm our knees with their chins
Provide a use for old tennis balls
Signal when a thunderstorm is coming
Pull sleds
Help lower our blood pressure
Test how fast we can run
Keep the squirrels from overtaking our yards
Teach us the meaning of unconditional love.
- Published in Ann Landers -
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